FUCKYEAHJEREMYCLARKSON

India Special photoset I’ve lost count: Jeremy’s brilliant plan is so risky we’re not allowed to see what he’s up to, so he requires pixellated hands.  Meanwhile, the others plan how to promote British products for every sphere of life, with delicious food and drink like Marmite, Kendal Mint Cake, Bisto gravy, Tizer and of course, Gentleman’s Relish sure to delight the most sophisticated palate… or something.  A tethered lawnmower will make a fabulous moving display, while Richard prepares to transform himself using popular British haircare brands.  This can only end well, especially when Jeremy discovers an alternative, India-friendly use for the Corby Trouser Press.

With all the preparations in place, the trade reception is bound to be a huge success…